The Kingdom of Sabaleta is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 355 million Sabotages are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marcos Grace. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sabaletan economy, worth 37.2 trillion Selus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,669 Selus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, and parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sabaleta's national animal is the griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sabaleta is ranked 128,973^rd in the world and 2,732^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 851.06 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.