The Cute Overminds of Caecar is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Overmind with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.087 billion Caecarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caecar City. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caecarian economy, worth 300 trillion Frees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 143,977 Frees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians look weirdly alike, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, and the latest superhero movie features a caped Overminds with adamantium claws. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Caecar's national animal is the Overminds, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Caecar is ranked 41,436^th in the world and 1,005^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 31.58 flags saluted per person per day.