The Dictatorship of United great Korea is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, avant-garde cinema, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.996 billion United great Koreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyjong. The average income tax rate is 44.8%.

The frighteningly efficient United great Korean economy, worth a remarkable 6,927 trillion Wonis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 433,068 Wonis, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Rocket scientists spend more time designing slide shows than launching rockets, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands, and edgy teens know that illegal discos are where the cool cats hang. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United great Korea's national animal is the Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

United great Korea is ranked 754^th in the world and 34^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 179.94 law-abiding acts per hour.