The Republic of United Dramerica is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.095 billion United Dramericans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragons Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The thriving United Dramerican economy, worth 216 trillion Dramerican Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 69,907 Dramerican Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 329,682 per year while the poor average 8,794, a ratio of 37.5 to 1.

The constant playing of Merry Birthday on United Dramerican radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, farting etiquette is taught in schools, and children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. United Dramerica's national animal is the Black Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

United Dramerica is ranked 229,434^th in the world and 1^st in Free Non Imperial Nations for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 184.75 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.