The Potato-Pope of United Desri is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor Spud with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, flagrant waste-dumping, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.462 billion Desrics live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spudias. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Desriese economy, worth a remarkable 1,655 trillion Little Debbie Mini Donuts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 195,610 Little Debbie Mini Donuts, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 925,921 per year while the poor average 24,437, a ratio of 37.9 to 1.

Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, immigrants complain that natives keep coming over and taking their jobs, the word "sexagenarian" has taken on a whole new meaning, and new urban roads are threatening city parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. United Desri's national animal is the Potato, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Eternal Spud.

United Desri is ranked 262,468^th in the world and 5^th in Ultimate Potato Republic for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.