The Holy Land of United America is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Xavier Scott with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 15.459 billion Americans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 1,361 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,050 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", President Xavier Scott steals from the rich and gives to the needy, and ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United America's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United America is ranked 77,427^th in the world and 4^th in Auroran for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 101.18 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.