Population | 13.579 billion |
Capital | Adaik's C'ntral |
Leader | Lucas Salazar |
Currency | florin |
Animal | bat |
The Returning Status of United Adaikes is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lucas Salazar with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 13.579 billion Adaik'sians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adaik's C'ntral. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Unit'd Adaik'sian economy, worth a remarkable 2,304 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,708 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Adaikes's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
United Adaikes is ranked 4,502nd in the world and 85th in the West Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 214.72 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : United Adaikes was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive, Most Developed, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Highest Economic Output, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : United Adaikes changed its national nation type to "Returning Status".
- : United Adaikes lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : United Adaikes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : United Adaikes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and Largest Populations.
- : United Adaikes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : United Adaikes altered its national flag.
- : United Adaikes altered its national flag.
- : United Adaikes altered its national flag.
- : United Adaikes was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from -israel, killing 1 million zombies.