The Democratic Republic of Unitacee is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Oliver Landon McCord with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.562 billion Unitacians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orange. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Unitacian economy, worth 140 trillion Unitace Dollars a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,105 Unitace Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to President Oliver Landon McCord's wardrobe, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, and people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unitacee's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Unitacee is ranked 22,806^th in the world and 48^th in The Kodiak Republic for Most Cultured, scoring 85 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.