The Colony of UNAF33 is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The democratic population of 7.648 billion UNAF33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 13.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient UNAF33ian economy, worth 303 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,678 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is almost non-existent. UNAF33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

UNAF33 is ranked 56,229^th in the world and 1^st in Union of Nations Against Fascism for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,457.07 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.