The District of Umuhuza is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.276 billion Umuhuzans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Defense, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The thriving Umuhuzan economy, worth 957 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 67,104 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 223,347 per year while the poor average 15,023, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, organ donation is compulsory, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Umuhuza's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Umuhuza is ranked 114,354^th in the world and 3^rd in Rhineland Palatinate for Highest Food Quality, scoring 20.5 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.