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Least Corrupt Governments: 7,643rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,876thMost Pacifist: 10,292nd
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Ummm Forgot The Name

Population10.882 billion

CapitalThe Lost City
LeaderYou Know That Guy


The Forgotten Mystery of Ummm Forgot The Name is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by You Know That Guy with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.882 billion Forgetfuls enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lost City. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Ummm Forgot The Namean economy, worth 342 trillion somethings a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,457 somethings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process, foreign leaders are advising that You Know That Guy's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, Trout Farming facilities are being turned into elephant habitats, and kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles. Crime is totally unknown. Ummm Forgot The Name's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mnemonics.

Ummm Forgot The Name is ranked 253,893rd in the world and 11th in Fifth Wall for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -9.06 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 7,643rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,876thMost Pacifist: 10,292ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,889thSafest: 13,677thTop
Nicest Citizens: 14,489thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,705thMost Stationary: 14,891stMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,745thMost Income Equality: 15,984thBest Weather: 17,408thMost Inclusive: 19,497thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,647thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,891stMost Rebellious Youth: 21,912thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,864thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,585thHighest Food Quality: 24,469thHighest Drug Use: 24,878th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the region

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