The Forgotten Mystery of Ummm Forgot The Name is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by You Know That Guy with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 14.629 billion Forgetfuls enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lost City. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Ummm Forgot The Namean economy, worth 532 trillion somethings a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,381 somethings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, the entire entry for Ummm Forgot The Name in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", and military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies. Crime is totally unknown. Ummm Forgot The Name's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mnemonics.

Ummm Forgot The Name is ranked 257,779^th in the world and 9^th in Fifth Wall for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.73 kickbacks per hour.