The Republic of UMF 1 is a huge, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning squirrel population. The hard-working population of 861 million UMF 1ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 14.7%.

The UMF 1ian economy, worth 41.7 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is 48,375 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UMF 1's national animal is the squirrel.

UMF 1 is ranked 117,013^th in the world and 6^th in the Hellenic Realm for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 41,264.19 Standard Monetary Units.