The Holy Empire of Parsininsa is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Pookie Bear with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.241 billion Parsininsans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silly City. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Parsininsan economy, worth 122 trillion Cookies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,587 Cookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, and politicians have been known to swim in pools filled with Cookies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parsininsa's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Parsininsa is ranked 93,534^th in the world and 352^nd in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,110.02 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.