The Republic of Umbreon- is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, avant-garde cinema, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 899 million Umbreon-ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 11.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Umbreon-ian economy, worth 59.8 trillion Eevee Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,529 Eevee Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills. Crime is well under control. Umbreon-'s national animal is the Eevee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Umbreon- is ranked 222,417th in the world and 17th in The Kingdom of Eevee for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Umbreon-, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills.
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Umbreon-, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
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Umbreon-, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
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Umbreon- was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
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Umbreon-, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
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Umbreon-, people are arrested for looking too sternly at whales.
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Umbreon-, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes.
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Umbreon-, the official Umbreon-ian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
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Umbreon-, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers.
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Umbreon-, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".













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