The Queendom of Ulm 99 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.92 billion Ulm 99ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ulm 99ian economy, worth 254 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,433 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, the nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots, the leaders of Ulm 99 are given the nod by their predecessors, and Leader claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ulm 99's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ulm 99 is ranked 34,496^th in the world and 98^th in Swabian autonomous region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,489.34 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.