The Constitutional Monarchy of Ulm 95 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.971 billion Ulm 95ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Ulm 95ian economy, worth 256 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 130,373 florins, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, and the big red machine has ground to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ulm 95's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ulm 95 is ranked 17,453^rd in the world and 65^th in Swabian autonomous region for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 8,468.36 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.