The Kingdom of Ulm 94 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.851 billion Ulm 94ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ulm 94ian economy, worth 221 trillion guilders a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,533 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Ulm 94, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, and nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ulm 94's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ulm 94 is ranked 295,816^th in the world and 402^nd in Swabian autonomous region for Nicest Citizens, with 1.26 average smiles per day.