The Kingdom of Ulm 93 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 1.957 billion Ulm 93ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Ulm 93ian economy, worth 259 trillion francs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,490 francs, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.
An extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, and nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ulm 93's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Ulm 93 is ranked 55,526th in the world and 210th in Swabian autonomous region for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 2,994.19 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Ulm 93 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector and Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
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Ulm 93, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
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Ulm 93, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
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Ulm 93, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
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Ulm 93, an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs.
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Ulm 93, all facts are created equal.
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Ulm 93 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Most Conservative.
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Ulm 93, throwing a sickie is a serious crime.
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Ulm 93, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
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Ulm 93, shoving people into lockers qualifies you for a ministerial position.





























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