The Theocracy of Ulm 91 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.862 billion Ulm 91ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 73.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ulm 91ian economy, worth 247 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,984 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The most sacred right is the right to ignore the rights of slaves, the politician's labor union forces stage names upon candidates, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, and billions of pesos are spent to take high-quality photos of the Kiwi Nebula. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ulm 91's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ulm 91 is ranked 81,596^th in the world and 146^th in Swabian autonomous region for Nicest Citizens, with 15.51 average smiles per day.