The Swabian Autonomous Zone of Ulm 7 is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.224 billion Ulm 7ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Veliyarsk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ulm 7ian economy, worth 309 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 139,377 Ducats, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, the fattest folk in Ulm 7 look to be the happiest ones, only lightning has a chance of striking Leader twice, and Ulm 7ians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ulm 7's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ulm 7 is ranked 37,334^th in the world and 124^th in Swabian autonomous region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,377.72 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.