The Fiefdom of Ulm 69 is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 1.946 billion Ulm 69ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 69.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ulm 69ian economy, worth 262 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 134,803 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, and the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ulm 69's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ulm 69 is ranked 101,973^rd in the world and 199^th in Swabian autonomous region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,880.86 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.