The Fiefdom of Ulm 67 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.914 billion Ulm 67ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ulm 67ian economy, worth 227 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,801 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The decision to be oppressed is now made democratically, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, and former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ulm 67's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ulm 67 is ranked 207,490^th in the world and 231^st in Swabian autonomous region for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 261.36 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.