The Republic of Ulm 341 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.613 billion Ulm 341ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 50.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ulm 341ian economy, worth 211 trillion Ducats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,778 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Mechanics are often exhausted by their work, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, and boys are shocked by the revolutionary lesson that women are actually human. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ulm 341's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ulm 341 is ranked 102,298^th in the world and 395^th in Swabian autonomous region for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,775.81 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.