The Swabian Autonomous Zone of Ulm 34 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The devout population of 2.095 billion Ulm 34ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Timannovsk. The average income tax rate is 76.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ulm 34ian economy, worth 265 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 126,760 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Leader isn't a national brand, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, and the decision to be oppressed is now made democratically. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ulm 34's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ulm 34 is ranked 39,078^th in the world and 134^th in Swabian autonomous region for Highest Average Incomes, with 126,760.63 Standard Monetary Units.