The Republic of Ulm 321 is a massive, genial nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.676 billion Ulm 321ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ulm 321ian economy, worth 209 trillion Ducats a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,964 Ducats, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Leader steals from the rich and gives to the needy, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ulm 321's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ulm 321 is ranked 20,969^th in the world and 67^th in Swabian autonomous region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 25,556.35 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.