The Swabian Autonomous Zone of Ulm 32 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 2.201 billion Ulm 32ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tildengrad. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ulm 32ian economy, worth 288 trillion Ducats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,941 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, the free market's hand is quite visible, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, and the fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ulm 32's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ulm 32 is ranked 29,821^st in the world and 224^th in Swabian autonomous region for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 7,009.55 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.