The Republic of Ulm 304 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The devout population of 1.542 billion Ulm 304ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ulm 304ian economy, worth 192 trillion Ducats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,842 Ducats, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 369,011 per year while the poor average 33,194, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, and the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ulm 304's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ulm 304 is ranked 186,446^th in the world and 320^th in Swabian autonomous region for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 34,831.01 Standard Monetary Units.