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You Can't Stop Progress
Best Weather: 12,064thMost Patriotic: 13,863rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,198th
The Democratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Ulm 200

Population1.881 billion

Currencypeso
Animalgiraffe

The Democratic Republic of Ulm 200 is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, devout population of 1.881 billion Ulm 200ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 76.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ulm 200ian economy, worth 256 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 136,512 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, Harry Potter books are banned, and newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ulm 200's national animal is the giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ulm 200 is ranked 22,702nd in the world and 34th in Swabian autonomous region for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 76.24 Effective Tax Rate.

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Best Weather: 12,064thMost Patriotic: 13,863rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,198thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,825thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,630thMost Devout: 16,061stMost Developed: 16,450thLowest Crime Rates: 16,603rdTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,705thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,240thHealthiest Citizens: 20,449thMost Accessible: 20,628thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,247thLargest Governments: 21,569thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,125thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,702ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,795thMost Efficient Economies: 29,407thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 30,761stHighest Average Incomes: 32,605th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13th in the regionMost Patriotic: 21st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 29th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 31st in the regionMost Pacifist: 31st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 34th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Accessible: 44th in the regionMost Devout: 45th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ulm 200, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names.
  • : Following new legislation in Ulm 200, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Ulm 200, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Ulm 200, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
  • : Following new legislation in Ulm 200, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : Ulm 200 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout and the Top 10% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Ulm 200, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Following new legislation in Ulm 200, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • : Following new legislation in Ulm 200, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'.
  • : Following new legislation in Ulm 200, parole hearings come with a complimentary ten-year extension.

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