The Constitutional Monarchy of Ulm 168 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its smutty television, enslaved workforce, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.952 billion Ulm 168ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ulm 168ian economy, worth 273 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 139,930 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Ulm 168ian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market, the government is flooded with compensation requests, and muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ulm 168's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ulm 168 is ranked 112,615^th in the world and 287^th in Swabian autonomous region for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,945.16 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.