The Democratic States of Ulm 133 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.853 billion Ulm 133ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ulm 133ian economy, worth 243 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,296 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, not all rivers run to the sea, and welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ulm 133's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ulm 133 is ranked 296,217^th in the world and 273^rd in Swabian autonomous region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -10.27 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.