The Republic of Ulm-Memmingen-Basque is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.018 billion Ulm-Memmingen-Basqueans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.3%.

The very strong Ulm-Memmingen-Basquean economy, worth 61.4 trillion Ducats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is 60,274 Ducats, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, and crops are flattened as farmers bludgeon insects to death. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ulm-Memmingen-Basque's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ulm-Memmingen-Basque is ranked 99,332^nd in the world and 3^rd in Noun for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 902.13 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.