The Imperial Autocracy of Uhuh-Topia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor James II with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 45.813 billion Uhuh-Topians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment is also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 8.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Uhuh-Topian economy, worth 400 trillion Topian Guilders a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 8,752 Topian Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, eight out of ten children believe hard lemonade gives you cirrhosis of the liver, and the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. Crime is totally unknown. Uhuh-Topia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Uhuh-Topia is ranked 1^st in the world and 1^st in Uhuhland for Most Beautiful Environments, with zero pounds of wildlife per square mile.