The Colony of UFD33 is a titanic, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 18.992 billion UFD33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 13.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient UFD33ian economy, worth 794 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,813 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. UFD33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

UFD33 is ranked 238,637^th in the world and 1^st in United Fascist Delegation for Highest Average Incomes, with 41,813.64 Standard Monetary Units.