The State of Udmurtian is a titanic, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 16.365 billion Udmurtianians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Douglas Heights. The average income tax rate is 21.2%.

The strong Udmurtianian economy, worth 813 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 49,680 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, organ donation is compulsory, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and Udmurtian has designated Douglas Heights as its capital city. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Udmurtian's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Udmurtian is ranked 250,959^th in the world and 1^st in Udmurtia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.