The Arling of Tyria is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arl Larenus vos Adorni with a fair hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.37 billion Tyrians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Passo. The average income tax rate is 20.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Tyrian economy, worth 418 trillion kamas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,617 kamas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tyria's national animal is the crowned eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Maumiqism.

Tyria is ranked 253,254^th in the world and 2^nd in Paraguay for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.08 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.