The Second Pacific Empire of Tyreula is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Kahekili Ikaika with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.095 billion Tyreulans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MahinaÄina. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.3%.

The strong Tyreulan economy, worth 452 trillion Kūkanilokoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,172 Kūkanilokoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 293,866 per year while the poor average 12,652, a ratio of 23.2 to 1.

Muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', anyone interested in the stock market is investigated, and patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Tyreula" at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyreula's national animal is the Hawiian Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Hānau Ka Hua.

Tyreula is ranked 136,448^th in the world and 1^st in Fascist Confederacy for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 727.45 on the Gilded Widget Scale.