The New York Red Bulls Homegrown of Tyler Adams is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, unlimited-speed roads, and ritual sacrifices. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.774 billion Tyler Adamsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Tyler Adamsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,098 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 162,220 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, and Tyler Adamsians ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyler Adams's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tyler Adams is ranked 274,305^th in the world and 42^nd in Conservative Guild for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.29 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.