The Zombie Republic of Tye 7 is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 10.703 billion Tye 7ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tye 7ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,163 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 108,704 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Yodle City Women's Prison Choir now has a baritone section, most people attending churches are maintenance workers, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tye 7's national animal is the Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Tye 7 is ranked 29,345^th in the world and 4^th in Tie Dye for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,691.08 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.