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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,142ndMost Patriotic: 6,146thLowest Crime Rates: 6,146th
The Darkest Night of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Tyberia

Population8.594 billion

CapitalHesselburg
LeaderPresident Smitty
FaithHippy New Age Nonesense

CurrencyGBD
AnimalHawk

The Darkest Night of Tyberia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by President Smitty with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 8.594 billion Tyberians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hesselburg. The average income tax rate is 89.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tyberian economy, worth a remarkable 1,445 trillion GBDS a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,189 GBDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, and foreigners write "made in Tyberia" on shoddy merchandise in hope of receiving a buy-out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyberia's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hippy New Age Nonesense.

Tyberia is ranked 10,075th in the world and 7th in After the Fall for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 41,855.11 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,142ndTop
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Most Patriotic: 6,146thLowest Crime Rates: 6,146thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,951stMost Devout: 7,035thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,467thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,149thLargest Governments: 9,742ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,799thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,075thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,320thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,407thMost Armed: 10,423rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,461stBest Weather: 12,275thHealthiest Citizens: 13,028thMost Efficient Economies: 13,779thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,182ndMost Corrupt Governments: 16,600thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,770thMost Accessible: 17,225thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,297thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,982ndHighest Poor Incomes: 18,266thHighest Average Incomes: 18,833rdSmartest Citizens: 19,852ndMost Inclusive: 21,931stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,450thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,850thHighest Food Quality: 23,904thHighest Economic Output: 24,921stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,493rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 32,450th
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Largest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Accessible: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tyberia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyberia, foreigners write "made in Tyberia" on shoddy merchandise in hope of receiving a buy-out.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyberia, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyberia, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyberia, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyberia, the most sacred right is the right to ignore the rights of slaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyberia, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyberia, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyberia, the same 8557 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with President Smitty's every word on Twitcher.
  • : Tyberia was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".

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