The Imamate of Tyammad is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Ayatollah Amin Khamenei with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.025 billion Tyammadians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shehar Khoda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Tyammadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,226 trillion Rials a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 152,832 Rials, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 912,899 per year while the poor average 11,658, a ratio of 78.3 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, crimes are difficult to stop as most of the police force is stuck in traffic, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools, and slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyammad's national animal is the Arian Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Violetism.

Tyammad is ranked 170,313^th in the world and 83^rd in Aceon for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.