The Republic of Twirling Lanterns is a very large, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning tiger population. The hard-working population of 482 million Twirling Lanternsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 10.9%.

The Twirling Lanternsian economy, worth 25.7 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 53,269 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low. Twirling Lanterns's national animal is the tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Twirling Lanterns is ranked 269,294^th in the world and 1^st in Da Trans Factory for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 10.88 Effective Tax Rate.