The Matriarchy of Twdne 7 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 1.712 billion Twdne 7ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 64.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Twdne 7ian economy, worth 51.9 trillion yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 30,323 yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glamping Twdne 7ians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, a major religion has been named as Twdne 7's national religion, convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines, and it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Twdne 7's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Twdne 7 is ranked 254,608^th in the world and 4,126^th in eta for Highest Drug Use, scoring 50.55 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.