The Matriarchy of Twdne 39 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, parental licensing program, and public floggings. The quiet, industrious population of 1.625 billion Twdne 39ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Twdne 39ian economy, worth 77.2 trillion yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 47,531 yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The saying "when pigs fly" has been changed to "when the lights work", a major religion has been named as Twdne 39's national religion, Twdne 39 has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, and getting an autograph has become harder than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Twdne 39's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Twdne 39 is ranked 63,666^th in the world and 379^th in eta for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,856.5 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.