The Republic of Tuvalezk is a very large, safe nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, lack of airports, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 285 million Tuvalezkians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 59.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Tuvalezkian economy, worth 13.5 trillion Toastarian Bolivars a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,526 Toastarian Bolivars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, Tuvalezk successfully hosted the The Toastic Assembly Olympics, and the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tuvalezk's national animal is the Harp Seal.

Tuvalezk is ranked 287,350^th in the world and 80^th in The Toastic Assembly for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 19,485.85 Standard Monetary Units.