The State of Tutuilau is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by High Commissioner with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 40.966 billion Tutuilauans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dominion Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The very strong Tutuilauan economy, worth a remarkable 1,388 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 33,889 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 230,404 per year while the poor average 1,820, a ratio of 126 to 1.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, the land is famous throughout the region for its rampant lawlessness, Tutuilau has designated Dominion Heights as its capital city, and High Commissioner has just been declared ruler of Tutuilau in an international press conference. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tutuilau's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Tutuilau is ranked 267,416^th in the world and 1^st in Tutuilau for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 38.06 on the Kitten Softness Rating.