Most World Assembly Endorsements: 860thMost Influential: 1,286thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,313th
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Population2.351 billion


CurrencyDirban Dollar
AnimalGrizzly Bear

The Land of of Turpotia is a massive, safe nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.351 billion Turpotians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toyotaville. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Turpotian economy, worth 238 trillion Dirban Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 101,474 Dirban Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Leader, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Turpotian mussels the biggest in Europeia, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, and nations around the region are recognising Gingerbeard as the new leader of Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turpotia's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Turpotia is ranked 256,451st in the world and 844th in Europeia for Most Avoided, scoring 0.85 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 860thMost Influential: 1,286thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,313thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,357thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,991stNicest Citizens: 9,322ndMost Inclusive: 10,419thHighest Food Quality: 11,818thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,391stMost Cultured: 13,102ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 13,159thTop
Most Pacifist: 13,932ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,929thBest Weather: 15,780thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,995thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,254thMost Developed: 16,750thHealthiest Citizens: 16,946thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,740thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,253rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,721stLargest Publishing Industry: 19,910thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,071stHighest Poor Incomes: 21,607thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,160thSafest: 22,360thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,866thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,994thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,624thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23,635thLargest Governments: 24,914thMost Efficient Economies: 25,145thLowest Crime Rates: 25,985th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 24th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 55th in the regionMost Influential: 88th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 101st in the regionNicest Citizens: 103rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Turpotia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Rights for Crime Victims Act".
  • : Turpotia was endorsed by The Socialist Empire of Tsiamuns Velleniouss.
  • : Turpotia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Turpotia endorsed The Republic of Phil N Spencer Canning Corporation.
  • : Turpotia endorsed The State of Malevos.
  • : Turpotia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
  • : Following new legislation in Turpotia, nations around the region are recognising Gingerbeard as the new leader of Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Turpotia, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Turpotia, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Turpotian mussels the biggest in Europeia.
  • : Following new legislation in Turpotia, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Leader.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 199 » Raghallaigh, Le Libertia, Polgaria, Mancheseva City, Ganud, Kingdom of Stargard, Almendron, Beriwen, Cato2, Poquaoi, P0ptr0pica, Akeland, Cortlandt Manor, Deliber, Voxum Mortalum, Caffeinated, Vatinland, Paulotzia, Brickfield, Samuelstani, Eloscape, Pirataria, Spartacistan, Thaumania, SETTLEMENT OF DREAMS, Havenwelle, Geektopia, Lastoina, Bursken, New Mercia and Helena, Free Rosabell, Precisely Nothing, Gabingston, Zakanda, West Wirral, Lethen, Greatnessity City, Royal Alchemia, Gooblaria, Jaydenism, Coloamerica, The Tugboat Complex, Mediocrea, Dark Edgyness, Caleban, Myotatunto, Scaletta, Astrellan, Forged Great Amphibiland, Gemeinschaftsland, and 149 others.Poulton-with-Fearnhead, Tital Mania, Arvigiel, Woodleland, Stefoland, The duck republic, Old Aweic Wirs, Land of Bobtopia, Estingberg, Republic Of Bruhlandis, Civilized Romanians, Konaseema, Moryazvia, Siburian, Gallotts world, United Northen States Canada, Freelandy, Cutias, Buddhists of Janra, Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth, Valdion, Freeeee, Libertatem Omnibus, Westlechland, Nairatania, The Lost Men, Korektonon, Dead Warrior Daddy, Zecklandia, Bigbonia, Cultursus, New Mountain States of Turkey, Eastern Imperial Eth Ands, Dementry, Unidoria, Selgary, Sancta Maria Mater Ecclesia, The Militarist States of America, Enuroland, Newpollis, The free city state of Norfolk, Caniacairn, Murden, Malenia Blade Miquella, South Parter, Krka beaver, Duchy of Lithuania, Austerain, Turks and Francs, Thice Frostalt, Arleses, Voussatia, Skyhawk Clan, Ambaskow, Kurvix, Albanoi Republic, Frunas, Kahrzan, Noxxus Chrome, Rafen-Zheltyr, Scarlington, Maowi, Saturnia Tellus, Prov, Kashbar, Hakwan, YMF, Biafraa, The Grand Vailon Polity, Paxlond, Votokia, Harivani, Pakistan Army, Decnotixa, Northeastern Italian, Jobenheim, Vulonia, Serene City, New dundland, Kiatland, Pland Adanna, Sele Dicsos, Meowl, West Lydia, Toquasia, Newa Paldosted, Bulbasaur1, Drug-abuse, Eskaai, Katkasistan, Fokht, Qataar, Nilao, Mahinslavia, Not merica, Klatonia, Cunnilia, PoopFartings, Aevana, Gressemphe, Of Weimar, Trackeendy, Emastalia, Litona, Carrotlands, The Three States, Sparta69, Vedenmark, Kai Lasto, Abassyia, Federation of Ammerica, United Vietussia, Vape of Good Hope, Kroll Union, Rawatna, Penlopa, Ridinger fist, Democratic Republic of New Nigeria, Purple Ruthenia, Primorye Oblast, Turkesbenizstan, The Great Xenos Empire, Default Flag, Charoskania, Greater Mecklenburg-Pommern, United Republic of Novorossa, Ducklingville, Imperial Alfanian States, Unification and Liberty, Luso-Brazilia, Malevos, Steium, Stellae, Neutranyav, Dekovia, Allied Mushroom Kingdom, Tiracy, Dat Countreh, Kingdom of Ones Heart, Old Can, Slavic dictatorial republic, Alash orda, Viciria, Lukashenka, Maria Candida, Gertyx, Phil N Spencer Canning Corporation, Vlazinova, and Tsiamuns Velleniouss.