Population | 1.426 billion |
Capital | The Crayon's Land |
Leader | Yours Truly |
Faith | The Annihixpulsion Of Political Freedom |
Currency | Neoskizzle |
Animal | Crayon |
The Everlasting Dynasty of Bimflurpity is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Yours Truly with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 1.426 billion Bimflurpityians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Crayon's Land. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Bimflurpityian economy, worth 157 trillion Neoskizzles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,270 Neoskizzles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bimflurpity's national animal is the Crayon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Annihixpulsion Of Political Freedom.
Bimflurpity is ranked 38,727th in the world and 5th in In The Pursuit of Dollar for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Bimflurpity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in Bimflurpity, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
- : Following new legislation in Bimflurpity, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping.
- : Following new legislation in Bimflurpity, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour.
- : Following new legislation in Bimflurpity, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
- : Following new legislation in Bimflurpity, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
- : Following new legislation in Bimflurpity, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
- : Following new legislation in Bimflurpity, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
- : Following new legislation in Bimflurpity, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning.
- : Bimflurpity was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather and the Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.