The State of Tupou is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.45 billion Tupouans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The strong Tupouan economy, worth a remarkable 1,152 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 66,069 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 430,802 per year while the poor average 4,010, a ratio of 107 to 1.

Unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom, even in a one-horse town police are as common as fleas on a stray dog, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tupou's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tupou is ranked 195,346^th in the world and 2^nd in Tonga for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.51 kickbacks per hour.