The Colony of TUOGN33 is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 4.575 billion TUOGN33ians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 21.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TUOGN33ian economy, worth 157 trillion Citas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,222 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TUOGN33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

TUOGN33 is ranked 193,242^nd in the world and 1^st in The Union Of German Nations for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 969.67 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.