The Colony of TUOFSTATE33 is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 14.416 billion TUOFSTATE33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 9.9%.

The TUOFSTATE33ian economy, worth 710 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,253 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. TUOFSTATE33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

TUOFSTATE33 is ranked 51,136^th in the world and 1^st in The Union of Fascists States for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,697.54 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.